Shortly after president Johnson's speech this week. Revolutionary leader, Kirianna McNerny was apprehended and detained by The KSFU. President Johnson will be speaking on all Kazekistanese news network tomorrow to release new information to the public.
Next Monday and every Monday after that there will be a test for the new emergency alert system. This alert system will be used in the event of a severe thunderstorm, tornado, severe snow storm, nuclear attack, and ground attack.
In other news, the colony of balsam, which has been re-taken by Kazekistan, will now be used to import food to Kazekistan. Bread, dairy, and vegetables, are being produced and sold
there, and will help grow Kazekistan's economy.
Thank you for reading Kazekistan today. THE VOICE OF TRUTH. Next time we will discuss
plans for Balsam.
7 comments:
Don't you only have 5 people in kazekistan
This country sounds pretty cool. But there needs to be one other rule. No dabbing.
I see that as a country you are very militious, it's good to protect your citizens. But in what other ways besides your new alarm system is your country held together or protected in?
So the citizens are eating things other than pretzel bread. Sounds like things are looking up.
As Governor of the Colony of Ponderosa,I can confirm all is well. Our navy has been established in the Childress Creek. Testing the aircraft carrier named Johnson (after our most glorious leader) has completely succeeded. The ship left at Ponderosa's beautiful northern border and is expected to arrive in Ruxton Creek post haste.
This country sounds awesome
I can't wait for the next volume
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