Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Kazekistan Today Vol. 2

News has been released today on the negotiations between Kazekistanese president Brandon
Johnson and revolutionary leader Kirianna McNerny. It is unclear as to what exactly they discussed, but it is known that we will be taking military action against the revolutionaries in the colony. On Tuesday, February 14th, Kazekistanese paratroopers will be dropped in over the colony. President Johnson said to the public today, "We hope to end this conflict as quickly and painlessly as possible. While their militia is equal in size to our army, our soldiers are far better trained, and far better equipped."

      In other news, Kazekistan's new foreign policy is causing some changes in daily life.
The new foreign policy is now allowing extended working visas for anyone from any country.
The changes also allow refugees into the country. To help accommodate these refugees, many new residential zones are being built.

   
     A new colony has been annexed into Kazekistan today. The province of Ponderosa
has agreed to join Kazekistan, and will support us with food imports and new military equipment.
Soldiers will be sent over on Saturday, February 18th.

      This weekend the Kazekistanese government will purchase new military equipment from America. Backpacks, uniforms, and gloves are expected to arrive on Monday.

     Festivities on Valentine's Day hit an all-time low this year, as nobody attended the annual Valentine's Day dance at Manitou Springs Middle School. 100% of the population was also without a valentine this year.


      Thank you for reading/listening to Kazekistan, THE VOICE Of TRUTH. Tomorrow we will give more details on operation Desert Toad.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like how it's an actual news article, the citizens will hopefully prevail despite their struggles.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear about operation desert toad, it sounds exciting.

The butterfly wishes to hear your voice Kira, will you answer?

8th grade a time of turmoil with all of the drama good and bad we take off to high school we were the top dogs of campus no we are back down...