Kazekistan today

Kazekistan is a newly formed country in Colorado Springs. This is its newspaper.

The last couple of days in Kazekistan have been very tense as the threat of war with the newly formed colony has been quickly rising. President Brandon Johnson spoke with revolutionary leader Kirianna McNerny on Friday to discuss political terms in the event that they are allowed to become an independent nation. Information has not yet been released on their discussions.

       In other news, the country's first military parade will be marched on Friday, February 17th.
The event is meant to fully demonstrate the country's new military modernization program. It will be the largest gathering of Kazekistanese military forces in history.

      Military operations in the United States are expected to increase over the next four months.
These operations are not to provoke the American powers, but rather to be a military simulation in the event of a war between the U.S. and Kazekistan. President Johnson said yesterday, "We do not wish to create more tension with us and the U.S. , but we will react with force if they try and limit our operations in the area."

       Kazekistanese citizens rejoice today as a large shipment of food and water has arrived
from the U.S of A. Three two-gallon bottles of water and several sacks of pretzel bread
were brought in and should help fight hunger in our nation.

       It was also announced today that refugees from the Middle East will be allowed into the country. However, extensive background checks must be undergone before an individual will be allowed in, and any acts of terrorism or violence committed by any refugee will result in public torture and execution.

         Thank you for listening to Kazekistan Today, the VOICE OF TRUTH . Tomorrow we will further discuss the situation in the colony, as well as the new foreign policy, and how it will affect daily life in Kazekistan