We were on a beach and I dove in that warm water with no goggles and that's when I became salty .
The salt was in my eyes. I couldn't see anything except how salty I became.
How that salt turned me into a SALTY person, salty salty salty oh how salty I became. I ripped off a starfishes arm because I'm just that salty. I pushed a five year old in that part of the water where the crabs and eels lurk. And deep enough she can't swim, where she too will become salty, you know why i did that? Because I'm just that salty.
Sincerely ,
Ya boii salty and her new salty snail
10 comments:
I thought this was really funny; keep up the good work!
This is really funny! However I believe more comedy could be achieved with a little bit more seriousness.
I beleave salt kills sails.
But otherwise this is a wonderful story. And a lovely commentary on salty-ness.
Very funny! My favorite part is at the end when you say Sincerely, ya boi.....or whatever.
This was so morbidly funny! Great job!
This was hilarious. I was laughing so hard. My favorite part is at the end were you put Sincerely ,
Ya boii salty and her new salty snail
Sweet!
This was a really funny and great story!
That describes teenagers nowadays when they are mad.
Only the saltiest person can write a poem on how salty they are. Just kidding, it's awesome.
Post a Comment