Kazekistani presidential address

Friends, acquaintances, classmates, and my fellow Kazekistanese citizens. Today marks my 4th week as president of the greatest nation the world has ever seen. And, in spite of the recent conflict in the colony of Balsam, this country is as prosperous as it has ever been. Right now Kazekistan is growing at speeds never before seen by any country in over a hundred years . New colonies are being established every week. Just two weeks ago the colony of Ponderosa was established, which opens up a world of new possibilities. Ponderosa has brought us our first waterway, which opens up the possibility for a navy. New products are being produced there that will provide an new revenue stream for Kazekistan, And that's just the beginning. In the next few years I hope to expand the borders of Kazekistan tenfold. From here on out, Kazekistan will continue growing.

            We plan on using this new revenue stream to grow and modernize our military. Right now Kazekistanese soldiers are well equipped and well trained, and are capable of dealing with
any disturbances of peace caused by any group or country. APC vehicles are being developed as well as an Air Force, and navy. And that is just one more area that has seen immense growth over these last few weeks.

      But, with growth also comes decline. During these last four weeks Kazekistan has seen a monumental decline in poverty, crime, and unemployment amongst it's citizens. 100% of the population has a roof over their heads. 100% of the population is without any sort of criminal record. 100% of the population plays a meaningful role in our society. The same cannot be said for any other country.

      But unfortunately problems cannot be avoided no matter how well we're doing. As many of you know, soldiers are fighting and dying in the colony of Balsam, all because Kirianna McNerny   And her rebels aren't content with what we have provided them. Right now they kill our soldiers, and brand us as cruel, and portray the government as unfair, or fascist. After all we have done for them they want to abandon us. If we allowed the colony to secede ask yourself what would happen to all the the other colonies. They would think that they were allowed to just leave too.
That being said, I will try as best I can, and with everything I've got, to end this conflict, and to return our sons and daughters to their desires. I know the enemy will be persistent. And I know that they take any victory they can wrap their fingers around. That is why we must ensure that they do not have any such pleasure.

    In spite of that Kazekistan can only grow further, and I see nothing other than progress in the future.